So this is just something me and Kraid brainstormed up when we were <s>high as fuck on darkness powder >w<</s> talking about how his little bro was growing up scaly, apparently. and it got around to Curt Connors (aka the Lizard of Spiderman fame) and Connor, my lizard 'sona. So this is Connor's background story.


Christopher Curtis Connors was born on June 31st, 1995, five months earlier than expected. However, he was born as an egg. Still, the doctors required a name to put down on the certificate.

Bringing home the egg (which was about as large as a normal baby...but as an egg >.< idk i'm improvising), Curt and Alexis didn't know how they would care for it. Curt voted to throw it out immediately, but Alexis wanted to wait and see if anything happened.

Nothing did.

They abandoned it in a forest in Canada in late August of that year. A few months later, in mid-October, it hatched. The result was a scalyish lizard-baby that tried to blend in with other lizards. All the same, he knew he was too big and not like the others. For one, his eyes were a bit closer together. He preferred to walk on two legs when he could, and his scalespine thingies grew in quite a bit earlier than they were supposed to naturally, and didn't even look like the antennas normal iguanas had. After only one year, he left the family and ventured through the forest on his own for a bit.

Eventually he found a way out of the forest, and into a city. As was expected, people saw him and freaked out. Startled, he spoke the only language he knew at the time...Hiss. Unfortunately, that made people think he was attacking. A cop was around at the time, and not thinking, he tazed the little booger. Lizard-Boy yelped, but his scaliness absorbed most of the shock, and he turned around and went batshit nuts on the cop.

The cop in turn knocked him out, and took him to the local PD as quick as he could, and reported the reptile toddler to the government. The government, in turn, took him away to Area 51 to decide whut to do with him. In what was not their best decision (Clinton may have been busy), they decided to put him in a cage. This was not the best for the little lizard boy. He was very frightened. But they gave him bugs and steaks once a day!

And a certain little 3-year-old came to visit. Kraid wasn't a xeno yet, and his dad happened to work with the Area 51 part of the government. So he had to take little Kraid to work and send him off to wander the corridors.

Inevitably, Kraid found the little lizard boy. He stuck his hand through the bars, and asked with the fearless simplicity only toddlers have, "Why you inna cage?"

Little Lizardface was scared at first, but invited him in, and the two spent a happy few hours talking...or talking in pretty good English(Kraid) and hissing in Hiss fluently and attempting a few words in English and failing(Lizardboi). XD However, when Kraid's father found out at the end of the day, there was a load of yelling, which frightened the lizard. Kraid's family had to move, and that's how he ended up in Pennsylvania!

But this story is about the lizard. And he isn't Connor yet...he's...uh...Well, he's just Lizardface then.

Lizardface stayed in the Area 51 facility for a few more years, and Kraid never came back. Eventually, by some evident messup that I am now too lazy to describe, he escaped, wearing only a pair of used boxer shorts.

TO BE CONTINUED!